I received an invitation to the presidential inauguration today. Many, or should I say both, of my readers may doubt that statement, so I went ahead and scanned it. See you in D.C.! I'm arriving early to get up front. We should meet up, I'll be wearing a red tie--look for me on TV!
Suitable for Framing
Wow!
We'll Have to Chip In Together for Bus Fare
To Barack Obama, Joseph Biden, and the Union Workers behind this "commemorative invite", Well Done Sirs, You Raised My Hopes and Dashed Them Quite Expertly. The only consolation is being able to fool my friends and family similarly, so thank you again!
